dear samantha,
we regrettably inform you that we’ve been unable to locate your misplaced body on flight Q735 from london to sydney. according to our airport staff it was last seen being carried out by a fat, bald man in a blue tracksuit. our security staffs are currently investigating this further and until more information is available we hope this disembodiment hasn’t caused you too much discomfort. we would like to extend our apologies by offering you this plinth which we hope will provide you with height and stability until your body is located.
yours sincerely,
lost baggage department.
lukasz karluk and sebastian andrews.
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Posted By luk_seb on February 3, 2009